The pirates sit back and wait to watch the rerun of Fruitty
Tales on TV.
A newspaper guy drops in and offers a great
deal. Instead the gang sings him their famous song:
We are the pirates who don't read anything
We just stay at home and watch TV
And if you ask us to read anything
We just tell you we don't read anything
A McNugget arrives and tells the gang that there is a
treasure of Captain Crunch under the X in the map.
However, the pirates refuse to do anything because they don't
want to read maps.
And so Mr. Chicken McNugget gets the treasure all for himself.
Captain Crunch arrives and celebrates with Mr.
McNugget and tells of the same lesson that all
children should read the Bible because it has lots of
treasures for them.