Archive for the ‘Jar Jar’ Category

We’ll Be Back

Monday, April 2nd, 2018

Dr. Honeydew finally discovered how to clone humans.  Kermit interviews some applicants but can’t seem to find a human to clone.  The candidate was their own security person Arnold Schwarzenegger.  The cloning kinda worked, but it was a good reminder that we are made in the image of God.

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Jabba the Putts

Monday, October 4th, 2004

RSVP and WD40 visit Jabba the Putts who turned to the dark side.  He was confronted by a young man to repent but was put in the dungeon instead.  In the end, Jabba returned to the good side when the young man helped defeat a huge monster.

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Your Planet, Or Else!

Sunday, October 20th, 2002

What does it profit a man to conquer the whole galaxy but loses his soul?  That’s what Darth Nader learns when he tries to conquer the planets of Kermit, Jar Jar, and Buzz Lightyear.  Darth Nader seemed victorious but he suddenly got a virus from a mosquito and drops dead.

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